Makeup is amazing because I can go from boring 12-year-old girl
To cute pinup girl
To Morticia Addams
you are one hella rad lady
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
I know the post Reading put on facebook earlier strongly suggests a Kings of Leon/Queens of the Stone Age co-headline but I think it’s just far too obvious and I don’t think they’d give it away that easily.
It’s going to be Daft Punk and someone else.
Keep the faith.
"Maybe you should just push that button," Chuck said.
A small red button was set into the wall only a few inches above the floor. Three black words were printed there, so obvious [Thomas] couldn’t believe he’d missed it earlier.
i wanna watch a movie but i also wanna finish this book but i also wanna go to bed but i also wanna eat something but i also wanna finish that tv series but i also wanna drink something but i also wanna do something with my life
do you see my dilemma
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen, ever.
Her running on her little tippy toes I cannot even
Jennifer Lawrence was hungry on the Red Carpet, so Jeannie gave her some Pop Rocks to hold her over until pizza time.
You can see the exact moment where her polite ‘Thank you’ switched into the pure childlike excitement of ‘HOLY SHIT POP ROCKS YEAH’
my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete